Showing posts with label Six Word Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Six Word Stories. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2014

Six Word Story Contest Voting

The creativity of the 40k community always impresses me. We are all gamers, painters, modelers, and writers. Just goes to show what an incredible outlet this hobby is. I hope that this exercise has shown everyone that the narrative isn't a hard thing to forge. You don't need to write a novel or even a couple paragraphs. Sometimes, six words can really tell a story.


Voting begins now to determine the best of the best. Please pick your favorite story in the widget on the right and vote for it. Voting closes at 11:59pm PST on 11/16. The winner will receive accolades from the God-Emperor and a copy of the Blood Angels Quick Reads from The Black Library.

Thanks for all of your entries! I am already thinking up another writing contest starting in January, so keep those creative juices flowing. Here is my favorite collection of six word stories from the Warhammer 40k Reddit thread written by u/Lokistale, u/Terminus_Est_, and u/Mobythenarwahle. Until next time!

"Please forgive me, Father." Said Horus
"I can't son." Whispered the Emperor.
Horus wept. Knowing salvation was lost.
Unwillingly the Emperor raised his sword.
Dark beings screamed in impotent rage.
As the Emperor lost a son.


Friday, November 7, 2014

It's the Final Countdown!!! (Six Word Story Contest)


We are mere hours away from the deadline for entries into Corsair Radio's Six Word Story Contest. Click the link and add your story to the comments before 11:59pm PST for a chance to win the Blood Angels Quick Reads Collection. There have been some really awesome short, short stories so far, and all of them will go up for a vote starting next week. The author of the story with the most votes is the winner, and the new Emperor of Internet Mankind!

This could be you!

May Slaneesh grant you a weekend full of dice and debauchery. Until next time!

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Beer and Pretzels 40k

There are only four days left to get your entry in for Corsair Radio's Six Word Story Contest. Click the link and add your story to the comments for a chance to win the Blood Angels Quick Reads Collection. Happy writing!

Drinking and playing 40k always mix, the results just aren't always so great. Dice, rulebooks, liquor, and beer can drop pods have ruined many a gamer's night. So, in order to drink more and think less, my buddy Joel played a game Joel made up based on a mixture of 40k and Rogue Trader. This was the first of a small weekend campaign, with the winner getting d4 re-rolls in our Sunday game.

The scenario was very Kill Team-esque. I had five Scions, each with two wounds (one with a sniper rifle) against his ten Guardians, five Dire Avengers, and a Spiritseer with no psychic abilities. My goal was to assassinate the Spiritseer and escape off of my table edge. Joel's goal was to kill me dead. It was a lot of fun, but the thing that really made this scenario sing was the simplicity. That, and the whiskey of course.

No, Mr. Spiritseer. I expect you to die!

None of Joel's models could see me at the start of the game. The only way they could activate is if I was within 6" of them, or if I shot at a model within 6" of them. Each model within 6" would then take and activation test. On a roll of a six, the model could move and shoot as normal. If I tried to shoot at a model and didn't kill it, they were able to activate immediately. This mechanic felt really authentic, and added to the covert feel of the mission. Another really cool feature was any sixes I rolled to hit in close combat were rending. This represented my trained killers silently taking out an unsuspecting sentry.

The game ended in a tie. My sniper, the lone survivor, snuck up and choked the Spiritseer to death with some piano wire (I rolled a six to hit) only to be shot down as he ran away by an angry Dire Avenger. Isn't that an awesome sentence! Reason enough to try out Joel's cool covert ops rules. The game played really quickly, about 30 minutes, and I would suggest it to anyone looking for a fun mission to set the tone for a larger game.

Until next time!

Friday, October 31, 2014

Six Word Story Contest Update

Pumpkin Spice for the Pumpkin God!!!

Happy halloween everybody! Hopefully your weekend is full of candy, beer, and costumes. While I am upset I don't fit into my sexy Maugan Ra costume anymore, I am excited to hang out with some buddies and get a game or two in. I am trying to think of some Halloween-themed scenarios, so If you have any ideas, let me know.

Also, don't forget to enter into Corsair Radio's Six Word Story Contest! We will be accepting stories until November 7th, then we will be putting the top ten stories up to a vote to see who wins. This time around, the prize is the Blood Angels Quick Reads Collection. Check out the post and make sure to add your six word story in the comments! 

Until next time!

Monday, October 27, 2014

Corsair Radio's Six Word Story Contest



Six word stories are a fun exercise in creative writing. It doesn't carry the same weight as a couple paragraphs, but the constraints force you to think carefully about what words you use. The Warhammer Universe is so vast and so detailed it can be overwhelming to write fluff that feels authentic. But, six word stories can ease the barrier to entry, and possibly inspire you to write more! So, I tried my hand at a couple.

Beautiful planet, until the 'Nids came.

Grav-chutes are busted, prepare for landing.

Those drunk Space Wolves saved us!

Pretty fun, huh? Finding the right words is hard, but I feel like each of these tells it's own story. Because it was so much fun, I thought I would turn it into a contest. 


The rules are simple; just comment on this post with your very own grimdark inspired six word story. On November 7th, I will pick the top three and put them up to a vote. The story with the most votes by November 21st will receive eternal internet fame and the Blood Angels Quick Reads Collection from Black Library. That's it! I'm looking forward to reading some of these short, short stories.

Until next time!